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| − | $allqts = array
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| − | ("The Black Knight Always Triumphs!",
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| − | "Monty Python",
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| − | "I swear by my life and love of it that I will never live for the sake of<br>another man, nor ask another man to live for mine" ,
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| − | "Atlas Shrugged",
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| − | "It is clear that the individual who persecutes a man, his brother,<br> because he is not of the same opinion, is a monster",
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| − | "Voltaire",
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| − | "I agree that there is a natural aristocracy among men<br>The grounds of this are virtue and talents.",
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| − | "Thomas Jefferson",
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| − | "Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.",
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| − | "George Washington",
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| − | "Never argue with an idiot. <br>They drag you down to their level <br>then beat you with experience",
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| − | "Dilbert",
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| − | "The Answer is 42. What is the question?",
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| − | "Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy",
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| − | "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new",
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| − | "Albert Einstein",
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| − | "Progress doesn't come from early risers, progress is made<br>by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.",
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| − | "Lazarus Long <font size=-2>(Time Enough for Love by Robert A. Heinlein)</font>",
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| − | "Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. <br>Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded - here and there, now and then - <br>are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised,<br> often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. <br>Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens)<br> is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.<br><br>This is known as 'bad luck.'",
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| − | "Robert Heinlein",
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| − | "A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the<br>Pierian spring. There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, <br>and drinking largely sobers us again",
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| − | "Alexander Pope",
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| − | "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese",
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| − | "Anonymous",
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| − | "Subjugating the enemy's army without fighting is the true pinnacle of excellence",
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| − | "Sun-tzu, The Art of War",
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| − | "Work as though you were to live 100 years; pray as if you were to die tomorrow",
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| − | "Benjamin Franklin",
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| − | "The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast",
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| − | "Oscar Wilde",
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| − | "Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.",
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| − | "Abraham Lincoln",
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| − | "...mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent...",
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| − | "Adam Smith",
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| − | "...I wish that I may never think the smiles of the great and powerful<br> a sufficient inducement to turn aside from the straight path<br> of honesty and the convictions of my own mind",
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| − | "David Ricardo",
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| − | "Democracy is the worst form of government except for all the others",
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| − | "Winston Churchill",
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| − | "You can only know the highest peaks if you have experianced the lowest valley's",
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| − | "Richard Nixon",
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| − | "They dress the wound of my people as though it were not serious. <br>'Peace, peace,' they say, when there is no peace.",
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| − | "Jeremiah 6:14",
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| − | "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool<br> than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.",
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| − | "Jonathan Swift",
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| − | "The market system delivers the goods people want,<br>but those who make it work cannot readily explain why it is so.<br>The socialst or communist system does not deliver the goods, <br>but those who operate it can readily explain away its failure.",
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| − | "F.A. Hayek, Law, Legislation and Liberty, Vol. II",
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| − | "Never Stop Exploring<sup>tm</sup>",
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| − | "The North Face"
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| − | // Gets the Total number of Items in the array
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| − | // Divides by 2 because there is a Quote followed by an Author
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| − | $totalqts = (count($allqts)/2);
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| − | // Subtracted 1 from the total because '0' is not accounted for otherwise
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| − | $nmbr = (rand(0,($totalqts-1)));
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| − | $nmbr = $nmbr*2;
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| − | //$nmbr = 18;
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| − | $quote = $allqts[$nmbr];
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| − | $nmbr = $nmbr+1;
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| − | $author = $allqts[$nmbr];
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| − | // You can delete this section
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| − | // it is only so Search engines can find it
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| − | if ($_SERVER['PHP_SELF'] == "/quotes.php") {
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| − | echo "<Title>Random Quote Script for PHP</title>";
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| − | echo "<meta name=\"Description\" content=\"Random Quote script written in PHP\">";
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| − | echo "<meta name=\"keywords\" content=\"Random Quote script written in PHP\">";
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| − | }
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| − | /// End Delete
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| − | $space = "<font color=$bgcolor>.....................................</font>";
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| − | $comments = "<br><center><font size='-2'><i><a href='quotes.php'>Random Quote Script by Dave</a></i></font></center>";
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| − | echo "<center>";
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| − | echo "<Font color=$textcolor size='$textsize'><i>";
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| − | echo "$quote<br>";
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| − | echo "</i></font>";
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| − | echo "$space $author";
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| − | echo "$comments";
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| − | echo "</center>";
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| − | ?>
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| − | </html>
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